The following statements may or may not have been heard (and laughed about) in our home since we started talking about NFP:
"Well, we'll just never have sex again then."
"There's a difference between mucous and secretions?"
"No, we are not having pre-ovulation sex. That's too advanced for me."
"Can't you just take my temperature without waking me up?"
"Would you say this is stretchy?" Reply: silence
"How 'reliable' is 'reliably infertile'?"
"Just email Allison one more time." Reply: "She's gonna think we're incompetent." Reply: "Maybe one of us is."
"Why do our wedding anniversary and my birthday have to be so close together?"
"I think I'm advanced enough now"
"God better not be laughing at us."